Coffee first, questions never. This hilarious t-shirt features a chill French Bulldog with one paw on a giant coffee cup and a warning that’s impossible to ignore: “TOUCH MY COFFEE I’LL SLAP YOU SO HARD EVEN GOOGLE WON’T BE ABLE TO FIND YOU!!” It’s the perfect blend of caffeine obsession and canine sass. Printed on a crisp white shirt, this design is ideal for dog lovers, coffee addicts, and anyone who takes their morning brew seriously. Whether you’re sipping espresso or defending your mug from intruders, this tee brings the attitude and the laughs.
Product Details:
Brand: Gildan 5000
Fit: Unisex classic fit
Material: 100% preshrunk cotton
Sizes: Adult S–3XL Colors: Please see color charts for available options
Print Method: DTF (Direct to Film) for vibrant, long-lasting color
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Why You’ll Love It: Soft feel with sturdy construction
Shipping & Processing: Made to order with love in Oklahoma Ships within 3–5 business days Rush orders available upon request
