North Slope, Alaska: officially "Colder Than a Witch's Tit in a Brass Bra." A stunning witch breathes frost with her raven familiar under a snowy aurora sky. Dark, sexy, and brutally honest Slope humor.
Printed on a premium black Gildan hoodie that's warm enough for camp life. Great for roughnecks, roustabouts, and anyone who's felt that -50° bite.
Product Details:
Brand: Gildan
Fit: Unisex classic fit
Material: 100% preshrunk cotton
Sizes: Adult S–3XL Colors: Please see color charts for available options
Print Method: DTF (Direct to Film) for vibrant, long-lasting color
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Why You’ll Love It: Soft feel with sturdy construction
Shipping & Processing: Made to order with love in Oklahoma Ships within 3–5 business days Rush orders available upon request
